I’m married, but I love women! Can’t get enough of them! I think I’ve made it with 80% of the women in Memphis, Tennessee. I must admit, I got all the moves, charm, good looks, and money. Well I had money anyway. There was one girl in particular that I couldn’t get. It was the challenge of a lifetime. She wasn’t particularly attractive, but her deep throaty voice was commandingly sexy. She strung me along for weeks on end. Eventually she gave in at a company cocktail party. Several martinis later I found myself in the mail room bending her over the copier. Just as I realized that she was a MAN I saw a bright flash and heard the click of a camera. Josh the mail room attendant had not only snapped a picture, he had videotaped the whole encounter. He blackmailed me for $1,000,000 or he was going to tell my wife and publish the video on You Tube ruining my career as well. He was in on it with “her”.

They’ve already taken my fortune. Now I’m off to get a loan on my BMW to make the next payment. I’m so glad that car title loans don’t ask for personal information so at least my wife can’t find out.